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Yes is must be coherent.

No it cannot be in Russian. It is an English class.

(But what if it has good English grammar?)

English grammar requires English words.

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Qiang, how is it that you get three times as many notes as the rest of us put together?

You call this a note? Look at this!

Let's compare the handwriting. Maybe we can see if it really was the same person.

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Good, you spelled my name right.

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Are you sure this is coherent?

Sure, it's as coherent as any collage of sound bites.

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Hey, just to let you know, I found another piece of meat going bad in the fridge.

This has not been a good week.

You're lucky, you don't have a sense of smell.

No he does. He could smell when I used bleach to mop the floor the other week during clean checks.

Yeah, well, bleach is more of a sensation than a smell.

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I wish that your car survives you learning how to drive with a stick shift.

I wish that all the wishes come true.

(I wonder if she gets tired of that, being the youngest, and having to say that every year, and not being able to make up one of her own?)

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Good night all.

Let's pray first.

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